Great Tips

Here are some great tips on how to become a successful pain in the ass businessman:

1. A day after a tenant pays the rent, ask for an advance.

2. Use a sub-meter for your spaces. Just multiply it at anyway you like. They won;t bother, and you can suck up all the electricity you want without paying for it.

3. Use powerful tactics. Tell your debtors you have nothing to eat. So they would pay.

4. When somebody dies, don't care for them. They are dead remember?

5. Your stomach is much more important than your tenant's stomach.

6. Tell others you pity them, to soften their hearts. Then ask for payment.

7. When somebody bids for a higher price, evict the existing and replace right away.

8. Always upgrade your prices on a scheduled basis. They would not mind.

9. Tell them lies about the rent, on the discounts and rebates, they could do nothing after the business has already been made.

10. Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you will die.